Really Funny!!!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Give laugh to all but smile 2 ONE! Give love to all but heart to ONE! Let every body love u but u love ONE!!!
It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
life is like a box of choclate u never know whats your gonna get.
Friends are like mirrors they are our reflection, you are damn lucky I look good!!!
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart. for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top..
*You = cute
**You = hot
***You = sweet
***You = intelligent
***You = amazing
***You = perfect
***Me = liar!!!
I look at the stars; the stars are beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I would rather look at the stars again*!*!*!*
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
You are 100% beautiful, you are 100% lucky, you are 100% sweet, you are 100% nice and you are 100% stupid to believe these words.
Good looking people are hard to find. That's why you don't see me often.
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "Damn I am really sooo cute!" and you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Because liars go to hell!!!!
God created ME to be your friend. He picked ME out from all the REST because he knows I am ....well one of the BEST. AHEM!! Don't argue with God now.
"u", my all things ...! Last night I dreamt of u, today I through away my pains by u, tomorrow I will think of u, maybe of v,w,x,y or maybe of z.
Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.